BTC to $170k? Pasternak Would Call It a Mirage of Nostalgia and Hypnotic Hype!

Like a dramatised forecast in a greenhouse of gossip, Hanzo’s recent X‑post echoes: Bitcoin will crest a wave that will touch $170,000 by 2029, a bell we haven’t chanted since the last great snow‑drop of speculation. The chart he hauls up is a tangled braid of numbers that hums with the promise of an apex that feels as remote and yet as inevitable as a distant star.



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