On the 26th of February, Bitcoin staged its eternal charade at $68,006-a number as meaningless as the promises of a politician, yet clung to with the desperation of true believers. The price hovered above the $60K-$72K purgatory, a range so persistent it might as well be a state of being.
The MACD, that oracle of modern finance, spat out green bars like a dog chewing a bone, while RSI clawed its way to 42-a number chosen, no doubt, to mock the universe’s answer to life, the market, and everything. Meanwhile, the price stabilized, as if markets are not chaotic but divinely ordained, and not a single soul questioned why a “sharp selloff” needed stabilization in the first place.
Traders, those modern-day philosophers, debated whether “flows” would confirm the “continuation.” As if capital were not a river but a cult, marching toward a promised land of $94,085. Until then, the faithful must wait, kneel, and HODL.
Half-a-billion in digital indulgences
On February 25th, ETFs-those cathedral-like vaults of institutional virtue-saw $500M flow in, the first such miracle in three weeks. BlackRock, the high priest of finance, summoned $297M, while Grayscale added a paltry $102M. The faithful rejoiced, for history (read: three data points) shows inflows precede “sustained upside phases.”
Analysts declared this broad demand, though one wonders if “broad” means “spread thin enough to avoid scrutiny.” Either way, the alchemists of Wall Street had spoken: paper promises were now bullish.
The “Golden Cross”: A holy relic for the blockchain age
The “Inter-exchange Flow Pulse” surged, as BTC flowed into derivatives exchanges like pilgrims to Mecca. CryptoQuant’s prophets muttered about a “bullish golden cross,” a signal that “historically” blessed expansion. Never mind that “historically” here means “twice in 2023, maybe.” Momentum, they insisted, was building-though one suspects it was built on the same faith that keeps perpetual motion machines alive.
Indicators glowed brighter. Speculators, those eternal optimists, returned to gamble on a future where $500K is the floor. Or the ceiling. No one could remember which.
Whales: The leviathans of liquidity
Since 2021, whales hoarding 1,000+ BTC had been accumulating like dragons stockpiling gold. By 2025, their buying accelerated-because nothing says “organic growth” like preordained whales gaming a system they designed.
Their activity matched pre-expansion cycles, though one wonders if “history” here is just a Rorschach test. Long-term holders tightened supply, consolidating below $72K. The “Mother of All Rallies” thesis predicted $500K, a number pulled from the same ether as “Web3.0” and “blockchain solutions for farmers.”
A break above $72K would “initiate expansion.” A drop below $60K would delay the thesis. The market, in its infinite wisdom, balanced on a pinhead.
Final Summary (For the Hopelessly Naïve)
- On February 25th, ETFs absorbed $506.6M of investor hope. Miracles happen!
- BlackRock’s IBIT devoured $297.4M, because why let small fry play?
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