ETH Heist: Arbitrum’s Grand Freeze & Kelp DAO’s $292M Oopsie

In a Tuesday proclamation, Arbitrum declared its heroic intervention, seizing the ETH with all the subtlety of a bear in a china shop. “Fear not, dear users,” they cooed, “your network remains unscathed, though the thief’s wallet now lies in icy slumber.” How gracious of them to spare us the inconvenience!

Is AI About to Steal Your Job? Find Out How One Candidate Wants to Save You!

With a flourish, Bores presented this audacious plan to prep American workers and households for the impending tidal wave of change as AI invades every nook and cranny of industry, like a cat with too many lives. In a cheeky post on X, he boldly stated that this proposal will ensure direct payments for citizens if AI decides to take on the role of the Grim Reaper of labor. His aim? To brace us for what he calls the ”potential large-scale displacement of human labor by artificial intelligence.” Well, isn’t that comforting?