ETH Heist: Arbitrum’s Grand Freeze & Kelp DAO’s $292M Oopsie
In a Tuesday proclamation, Arbitrum declared its heroic intervention, seizing the ETH with all the subtlety of a bear in a china shop. “Fear not, dear users,” they cooed, “your network remains unscathed, though the thief’s wallet now lies in icy slumber.” How gracious of them to spare us the inconvenience!




