Bitcoin’s April Fools’ Game: Ceasefire Rumors & Rollercoaster Gains!

Santiment, the market oracle of our time, has noticed something delightfully absurd: every ceasefire rumor is now a buy signal. Traders are buying Bitcoin like it’s the last box of Cadbury eggs at a vegan fair. Even when peace talks are clearly just a TikTok dance of bad faith, crypto’s emotional rollercoaster keeps climbing. You’d think they were all addicted to a game of “Guess the Plot Twist.”