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The ascent, you see, was as sudden as a summer storm. A 40% surge in a week-enough to make even the most stoic investor blush with greed. But as the proverb goes, “The higher the climb, the harder the fall.”

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So, Bitcoin tried to clear $82,000 but got stage fright. Down it went, below $81,500, $81,200-basically, it tripped over its own shoelaces. But hey, the bulls are still cheering from the sidelines, somewhere above $80,500. Go team?

According to Markus Thielen, CEO of 10x Research, two upcoming events in the US Senate could cause prices to rise further.

Ah, but the road to this grand event has been paved with more setbacks than a Noël Coward protagonist’s love life. Disputes, delays, and extended battles over key sections have left the bill looking rather like a debutante who’s missed her entrance cue. Still, one must press on, darling, for the show must go on!

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The Senate Banking Committee will hold a meeting on May 14th at 10:30 a.m. Eastern Time to discuss H.R. 3633, the Digital Asset Market Clarity Act of 2025. This moves the bill – which aims to establish rules for the crypto market – back into the spotlight as lawmakers debate how to regulate the industry.

So, this whale moves $40 million on a Sunday. Big whoop. I once found $20 in my couch cushions and felt like a king. Meanwhile, this guy’s just flexing his 87-fold ROI. Must be nice to forget you have $40 million lying around.