Huma Finance, a decentralized PayFi network, confirmed that a vulnerability in its legacy V1 smart contracts on the Polygon network was exploited, resulting in the loss of about 101,400 USDC.
The so-called “experts” (a term I use with the utmost disdain for its promiscuous application) assure us that XRP’s trajectory is as bullish as a prize-winning Hereford. Historical patterns, they declare with gravitas, are aligning like celestial bodies at a Masonic convention. Adoption, that sacred grail of crypto enthusiasts, is burgeoning, and institutional behemoths like Goldman Sachs are quietly accumulating XRP as though it were caviar at a Rothschild soiree. One cannot help but marvel at the sheer audacity of it all.
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The vote arrives after four months of political posturing, since January’s markup was scuttled by the industry’s last gasp-a symphony of objections from figures like Brian Armstrong, Coinbase’s maestro, who decried the bill’s deference to banks as a death knell for stablecoin rewards. One might imagine Armstrong, in a more whimsical tale, as a knight slaying dragons with a quill.
the scammers or the excuses for their success?
Yet, despite this hiccup, the market’s still wearing its bullish hat, with on-chain activity and memecoin shenanigans buzzing like a hive of overcaffeinated bees. SOL’s climbed another 1.5% to $94.50, and the technical indicators are whispering, “Hey, maybe we’ll make it to $100 after all?”
Ripple’s prime-brokerage unit, in a press release dripping with faux modesty, announced it had “closed a $200 million funding agreement” with Neuberger Berman to expand margin offerings for investors. One wonders if the margin is for trading or for the existential dread of participating in crypto markets.
CoinDesk Indices presents its daily market update with the meticulous candour of a country-house guest, detailing the performances of those prominent, and those less so, within the CoinDesk 20 Index.
Traders are acting like they’ve just discovered the secret to eternal youth, but let’s be real: 10% growth in subscriptions is about as exciting as a lukewarm cup of tea. Unless you’re a crypto speculator, in which case, sigh, here we go again.
Since it was first announced, approximately 600,000 people have put down $100 deposits on the gold Trump Mobile T1 phone, totaling around $60 million. However, as of May 2026, no actual phones have been delivered, according to Moneywise.