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First on the chopping block-a phrase one suspects is taken quite literally in these circles-is Representative La Shawn Ford of Illinois’s 7th Congressional District. According to the Federal Election Commission, Fairshake has already squandered $16,137 on media campaigns against Ford, a sum that could have purchased a modest yacht or a lifetime supply of artisanal avocado toast. Alas, such extravagances must wait, for the crypto overlords have more pressing matters: ensuring their digital fiefdom remains unchallenged.

Now, before you start thinking this is just another crypto magic trick, remember: XRPL isn’t just your grandma’s payment app anymore. Oh no! It’s now the global ledger for securities, making accountants everywhere suddenly feel needed.

More people are investing in XRP, and the popularity of XRP ETFs is growing. These ETFs saw around $19 million in new investments just last week, bringing the total value of assets managed to nearly $1.1 billion.

Trump’s CBS interview was basically a TED Talk on how to make your enemies look weak. He said Iran’s military was “so thoroughly struck” that it’s like they’re playing a video game on easy mode. Meanwhile, his own team is like, “Uh, Mr. President, we’re still in the tutorial.”

Elon Musk, ever the maestro of the dramatic reveal, took to X to announce that the app’s early public access will debut as soon as next month. How very… next month.

Behold, the savior of the financial realm, Arthur Hayes, with the fervor of a prophet, proclaims that the $HYPE token shall ascend to the gilded heights of $150 by the fateful August of 2026-a feat fivefold its current, pitiful $30. What drives this man of vision? The promise of Hyperliquid’s revenue, a beacon so luminous … Read more

Imagine a room full of “are we really doing this?” whispers, a couple of dollar signs, and a trembling stack of Bitcoin which just won’t die. That, dear reader, is the scene at the recent survey of 101 Hong Kong family offices – a scene that feels eerily familiar to any family that once owned a beach house and now owns a vault of digital coins.

Michael Saylor, the guy who somehow makes spreadsheets look fun, announced today that Strategy Inc. pulled off a 1.2% BTC Yield YTD. Translation: 7,826 Bitcoin added, worth around $551 million. Just casually pocketing that much digital gold like it’s Monopoly money.

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Decentralized trading platform Hyperliquid will soon roll out an upgrade that makes it easier for traders to manage bigger positions without tying up as much capital. (Or, as we like to call it, “the future of financial jujitsu.”)