Bitcoin Plummets: Clowns with SUI Made a Sandwich You Missed (Again)

Legend has it that when Solana’s transaction fees spike to $37.5 million, it’s the universe’s way of whispering, “Ah, the old Bitcoin sandwich trick again.” October 2025’s similar event saw BTC plummet 27% in the following weeks-a trend reminiscent of a stampede of novelty toasters all yelling “A penny saved is a penny earned in fashionably late crypto.”