XRP to $48? Gogol’s Ghost Laughs at Such Folly!

Enter Ali Martinez, a crypto soothsayer of some repute, who dares to cast his gaze upon the stars and declare that XRP shall ascend to this absurd height. Ah, technical analysis! That mystical art of drawing lines and conjuring hope from the ether. A multi-year triangle, you say? And from this geometric revelation, a price of $48 emerges? Surely, the nose of Major Kovalyov has been stolen again, for this smells of pure absurdity!

Celebrities, beware! Ex-Spice Girls manager Simon Fuller is writing an ‘explosive’ warts-and-all memoir of his five decades in showbiz. Insiders tell KATIE HIND why he’s doing it – and which stars have most to fear

Although he’s worth around £450 million and incredibly successful in showbusiness, he’s a very down-to-earth person – you probably wouldn’t notice him in a crowd. This is quite different from his famous rival, Simon Cowell, who is instantly recognizable.

Harry Styles shares gay kiss with SNL star in wild opening monologue as he addresses ‘queerbaiting’ claims

Ugh, can you BELIEVE it? He’s being attacked again! It’s just ridiculous. People are actually criticizing him for, like, being too accepting and playful with gender expression, and for giving a nuanced performance as a gay character! They’re calling it ‘queerbaiting’ just because he doesn’t feel the need to label everything about his personal life. Honestly, it’s infuriating! He’s just being himself, and they’re trying to tear him down for it. It’s like they want him to fit into a box, and he refuses! It’s so frustrating to watch him constantly defend himself against these ridiculous accusations.