Ah, the digital square, where whispers of the soul are drowned by the clamor of coins! X, that grand stage of fleeting thoughts, has birthed a new toy for its denizens-a “Snooze Topics” feature, a silken gag for the cacophony of the feed. And lo, the masses have spoken, their fingers swift and merciless: they abhor the crypto chant, that endless hymn of hashes and ledgers.
Nikita Bier, the maestro of X’s product orchestra, reveals with a wry smile that “Crypto” reigns supreme in the muted realm, outpacing even the shrill squawks of politics and the drumbeats of war. “Turning down the slop,” he quips, as if the feed were a trough and we, the swine of the internet, grow weary of the same stale swill.
“The Slop Turns Sour”
This new feature, a privilege for the Premium elite on iOS and Web, allows one to “crank up or turn down the slop”-a metaphor as delicate as a sledgehammer. Yet, in this digital bazaar, the crypto peddlers find their wares shunned, their chants silenced by a populace yearning for quieter pastures.
The “Snooze Topics” tool, a simple yet elegant filter for the algorithmic “For You” tab, operates with the grace of a guillotine. Users, with a flick of their finger, banish entire categories-Politics, Videos, Sports, Business & Finance, Artificial Intelligence-to the shadows for a fleeting 24 hours. A “Reset” button, perched like a pardon at the top left, offers reprieve for the fickle-hearted.
Yet, the verdict is clear: the crypto sermon, once a gospel, now grates like a broken record. Despite the crypto priests and their acolytes, the congregation has risen, their toggles switched, their patience spent. Even the fiery debates of politics find more favor than the endless drone of digital gold.
And so, the crypto chant fades, a ghost in the machine, as the digital square seeks silence, or perhaps, a new tune. For in this vast theater of the absurd, even the loudest voices must yield to the mute button of the masses.
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