This new tax plan, backed by the ruling coalition (who probably still don’t know how blockchain works), will treat crypto profits like they’re part of the cool kids’ club-separate from wages and business earnings. The 20% is split between the national government (15%) and regional authorities (5%), because even taxes need a little teamwork. 🥳
For those wondering, the LINK price currently hovers at a not-so-impressive $12.18 – because why not throw in a small reminder that the market has a way of taking your money and running? 🏃♂️💸
Oh look, derivatives desks are finally breathing again. The funding rates that were drowning in deep water are crawling back to something resembling normal, and implied volatility is taking a nap. According to some very credible sources like Black Scholes and ByBit Analytics, the storm has passed.
The dastardly exploit targeted none other than a legacy stable swap pool, forever associated with the protocol’s yETH token. The scheme allowed these digital villains to mint an infinite number of coins-truly a feat that would make even the most cunning rogue raise an eyebrow. And how they must have chuckled as the coins poured forth! 💰
Silver, that forgotten stepchild of markets, just scribbled a new page in November’s ledger. It broke the $58 wall like a drunk taxpayer smashing a police barricade, inching closer to $60 as Japan’s yield rates wobbled like a toddler on a pogo stick. Oh, what a time to be alive!
In this madhouse, Andrew Sobko, a man either brave or foolish enough to lead Argentum AI, whispers of a “new dawn” where compute power flows like vodka at a Soviet banquet-liquid, borderless, and available even to the drunkards of innovation who can’t afford a cloud provider’s ransom.
Upbit, that clever little crypto friend, will spring back to life on December 1-unless some ghostbuster with a laser pointer zaps it again. Last time, a rogue blob of Solana code slurped up $37 million. In a panic, Upbit threw its deposit addresses into the trash, telling users to craft new ones. “Stupid security,” they cried, “let’s paint the town safer!” 🧹🎉
Its rapid price surge made some traders rich enough to buy a small island-or at least a really fancy blender. But, of course, with great gains come great fears of a crash that could make latecomers wish they’d just gone fishing instead.
But hold! Whilst this canine coin doth prance and preen, the entire marketplace of these… ‘cryptocurrencies’… lieth prostrate, afflicted by a sudden and most grievous collapse! 📉 Bitcoin, that supposed king of coins, hath fallen nearly 6%, plummeting to a mere 86,000, and unleashing a torrent of liquidations valued at 539 million! A most lamentable spectacle!
Mr. Musk, during a conversation with a Mr. Kamath (an Indian entrepreneur, so I am informed) declared that money might ‘disappear as a concept.’ A bold claim, indeed! He suggests a future where artificial minds and mechanical hands fulfill all human requirements, rendering the necessity of monetary exchange rather…superfluous.