Crypto news

A break above $1.3 might ignite a firework of optimism, while a stumble could send traders fleeing like startled sparrows. 🐦‍⬛

CryptoQuant, that vigilant chronicler of market whims, reports that volatility, though still elevated, is beginning to wane. Could this be the moment our heroine catches her breath, steadies herself, and prepares for a triumphant leap? Or is it but a fleeting respite before the next tempestuous act? 🧐📉

Umair Crypto, that indefatigable oracle of the blockchain, observes DOGE’s plight with the detachment of a Victorian novelist. The 200-day SMA, that iron wall of averages, looms like a guillotine. “Beware,” he intones, “for the price may soon meet its maker at this altar of arithmetic.” Should the coin falter, it may plummet to $0.15, or worse-whispers-$0.10, if the bears summon their darkest sorcery.

ETF inflows and spot accumulation by retail and institutional investors highlight the belief that Bitcoin trades at a discount. 🙄

According to Bloomberg, a reliable source (unnamed, of course, because what’s a report without a good mystery?), Trump has his eye on Selig. But before we all get too excited, let’s remember: no official announcement has been made yet. So, it’s all still a delightful, unconfirmed rumor swirling in the political winds. 🌀

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XRP has jumped to $2.4655, which is up by 80% from the absolute rock bottom of this month. Nice recovery, right? And on top of that, it’s pulling off some nifty bullish pattern on a shorter time frame-because why not? 😉

Over on X (you know, where the algorithms pretend to be your friends), Sjuul from AltCryptoGems claims Sei is “taking over.” (Well, isn’t that charming?) Picture this: soaring trading activity, big-name partnerships, and a price that stubbornly clings to support like a cat refusing to jump from a ledge. It’s forming a bullish RSI divergence-fancy words for “the bears are tired,” probably because they’re too busy yawning. Classic move: wait for a breakout, hope it’s upward, and pray the institutional crowd doesn’t get cold feet. 😅

Launched in 2017, Zelle already lets you send payments nearly instantly to other users-hello, bank account magic! And now, it’s about to get a whole lot faster. Early Warning Services threw out this gem in their announcement:

Behold, the price of Bitcoin (BTC) hath ascended by a modest 0.52% in the past 24 hours. A triumph? Or but a fleeting mirth in the grand ballet of numbers? 🤔