According to the fancy folks over at The Miner Mag-who clearly have eyes sharper than a hawk-companies like Cipher Mining, Bitdeer, and HIVE Digital have been gobbling up hashrate like it’s candy on Halloween. They’ve been growing faster than a bean sprout after a rainstorm, closing the gap with the Big Three, namely MARA Holdings, CleanSpark, and Cango. Yes, the underdog stories are alive and kicking! 💪
The price of SHIB has gone up by 0.50% over the last 24 hours. A mere whisper in the grand scheme of things, but enough to make the crypto crowd cheer like they’ve just won the lottery. 🎉
In a recent interview with CNBC, Fundstrat’s Tom Lee, that paragon of financial wisdom, has unveiled a bullish outlook so radiant it could outshine a disco ball. 🕺
Crypto analyst Abid Ali Jaffery recently revisited his August 2025 forecast, noting that Litecoin followed his projected path:
Hold on tight-Ripple just dropped the news that VERT has completed its second on-chain issuance and brought a cool $40 million worth of tokenized assets onto the blockchain. And it’s not stopping there. Brace yourself for a whopping $190 million in tokenized goodness. Brazil is setting the pace with blockchain utility that’s as smooth as the beaches of Copacabana, complete with rules to protect investors, of course. If finance had a glow-up, this would be it.
Shady figures from all corners-Amazon, Apple, Google-say they’re chipping in. Crypto companies like Coinbase and Ripple (fancy names, huh?) add to the pile, along with tobacco giants and defense contractors-because, why not? All funneling their fat stacks through a charity named the Trust for the National Mall, which sounds regal but might actually just be a clever money funnel. Critics squawk like unhappy parrots about how quick and sneaky this whole fundraising frenzy is, like the ballooning balloon that no one peered into first. 🎈
The high-risk strategy of bitcoin treasury companies attempting to replicate the success of Strategy is floundering, leaving investors drowning in losses. 📉 Over the past three months, capital in BTC copycat firms has been decimated by severe drawdowns.
And then there’s Mr. Tom Lee, a gentleman seemingly incapable of pessimism, still confidently proclaiming Ethereum’s imminent triumph. He assures us that all leverage has been, shall we say, “corrected”. Utterly corrected. One imagines a great cleansing of balance sheets. It prepares one for ‘takeoff’, doesn’t it? Oh, the drama!
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According to Bloomberg’s scoop last Friday, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is gearing up to let its institutional clients use those lovable, volatile creatures-Bitcoin and Ether-as collateral for loans. All of this is supposed to happen by the end of 2025. Mark your calendars, folks; the crypto revolution might actually be here to stay.