SHIB enthusiasts, rejoice: Market Shenanigans Await!

It appears that with a 62% reduction in the number of SHIB trotting into exchanges, slightly fewer tokens are being lined up for a potential sale-oh joyous occasion! This conveys a rather picturesque scene of holders waxing more sanguine about a potential price recovery, thus heralding what the optimists would call “bullish” behavior.

Analyst Says SUI Price Could Be Heading To $9: 4 Reasons Why

But, dear reader, do not despair! SUI’s journey has been a sad, slow crawl since then-down more than 53% from that all-time high. Ouch. But wait, there’s hope! A popular analyst, Ali Martinez (yes, we know him too) is waving his magic wand on social media platform X and says SUI might be ready to shoot for the stars, or at least try to touch $9 in the near future.

Trump Pardons CZ: Crypto Chaos Unleashed! 😱

Ethereum, the undisputed king of smart contracts, marches forward with the Fusaka upgrade, its final testnet phase. This hard fork, cloaked in the language of efficiency and parallel execution, promises to reduce gas fees and ward off DoS attacks. One might wonder if Ethereum’s developers are engineers or alchemists, transmuting chaos into progress.

Crypto Chaos!💰 Will These Tokens Survive?

Hark! A most lamentable tale of digital fortunes, or rather, their precipitous decline! It seems the tenth of October didst unleash a financial tempest upon the lands of cryptocurrency, causing many a trembling investor to clutch their coin purses in despair. Cardano, alas (that is, ADA, for those unversed in the jargon of these modern alchemists!), didst suffer a fall most grievous – near seventy percent, as some do report! 😱 A calamity, I say!

Ethereum ETFs Suffer Streak of Déjà Vu 🙄

So, get this: the latest scoop reveals that the Ethereum ETF market had a net outflow of $93.6 million on a day that doesn’t even warrant a second glass of wine, Friday, October 24, to be precise. This marked a brow-furrowing three-day streak of outflows. Oh, the drama!

Did CZ Buy His Pardon? Trump’s Crypto Connections and Lobbying Shenanigans!

So, let’s set the scene: Zhao, who had the misfortune of serving a four-month stint in prison last year for breaching US Anti-Money Laundering (AML) laws, suddenly found himself in the sweet embrace of Trump’s magnanimity. According to a Sunday report by Politico-an outlet with a talent for investigative gossipy goodness-Binance and its crack legal team orchestrated a months-long, behind-the-scenes ballet to win over key figures in Trump’s orbit. Such persistence! You’d think they were auditioning for a role in the next Ocean’s Eleven sequel.

Trump’s Crypto Pick: A Joke Or Genius? 🧐

Selig, a lawyer-aren’t they all? -and former CFTC bureaucrat, apparently spends his time pondering the intricacies of digital assets. He took to that newfangled “X” platform to announce he was “honored”. Honored! As if it’s a great privilege to wade into this particular swamp. He promised competition, innovation, and a “Great Golden Age” for American finance. One shudders to think what the bronze age might look like, then.

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