A total of 35,386,697 SHIB were burned in the past day, representing a 1,726.32% rise in daily burn rate. The amount of 116,664,862 SHIB were burned in the last seven days, marking a 148.46% increase in weekly burn rate. 📈 The more you burn, the more you… well, you burn. It’s a vicious cycle, darling.
At the moment, ETH is trading around $2,800 with a market cap of $337.7 billion-because nothing says “financial stability” like a three-digit number followed by “billion.”
After an extended stretch of downside pressure, Zcash is finally beginning to show subtle but notable signs of strength. Although the broader trend remains bearish, the momentum behind the recent sell-off is weakening, and price action indicates that sellers may be losing control. ZEC is currently trading within a narrowing consolidation zone, suggesting a potential shift toward accumulation as volatility compresses. 🧙♀️
Compared to the ‘golden’ days when each PH/s brought in about $55, now it’s a ghostly $35-a drop that makes you question whether the whole operation isn’t just a high-tech, expensive hobby for the stubborn or the optimistic (or perhaps the delusional). With the network hashrate nearing 1.1 ZH/s, the competition is fierce-think gladiators fighting with broken swords while the loot disappears. 🎭🔪
Unlimit, a name that’s almost as important as “coffee” in the fintech world, has launched Stable.com. It’s a decentralized clearing house built specifically for stablecoins. And no, this isn’t another one of those “crypto’s the future” sales pitches – it’s a legit move by a company that’s been at it since 2009.
Vanguard’s pivot from crypto heretic to grudging acolyte-a metamorphosis as subtle as a dragon shedding scales-permits regulated ETFs on its platform by December 2, 2025. For years, the firm clung to its quixotic resistance, now crumbling like a house of cards in a hurricane. Millions of clients, previously barred from the digital gold rush, may now dabble in Bitcoin, Ether, and other tokens of modern folly through approved fund structures.
No corporate overlords here! Just 1,500 glorified toasters humming in basements worldwide, pretending to be a “network.” The Swiss nonprofit behind this digital samizdat claims the upgrade thwarts both quantum boogeymen and nosy roommates-though frankly, if quantum hackers do crack this, they’ll be sorely disappointed to find 90% of messages are just “u up?” and crypto spam. 💸
Our dear crypto sector, that fickle beast, took a nose dive at the dawn of the new month, with Bitcoin and Ether both sulking down more than 5% in just a day. ETH, that stubborn little coin, only managed to wobble back into the low $2,800s-an almost nostalgic retracing of last week’s shaky gains. Truly, a dance of despair! 💃📉
December’s supposed to be, you know, festive. A little “Thanksgiving rally,” they said. Instead? A flushing sound. Like everything’s just going down the drain. $160 billion gone. Poof. Just like that. 🤦♂️
Selon un rapport de Darkfost, la situation est particulièrement délicate pour les participants à court terme. Avec un prix réalisé de 113 692 $, la cohorte BTC 1-3 mois subit actuellement les pertes les plus importantes de tout ce cycle. Et oui, mes chers spectateurs, le drame est bien réel. 💔