Legend has it that when Solana’s transaction fees spike to $37.5 million, it’s the universe’s way of whispering, “Ah, the old Bitcoin sandwich trick again.” October 2025’s similar event saw BTC plummet 27% in the following weeks-a trend reminiscent of a stampede of novelty toasters all yelling “A penny saved is a penny earned in fashionably late crypto.”
Police say they intercepted a “controlled gold drop” outside of a local Walmart, which led to a chase and the suspect – 29-year-old Florida resident Michael Francois – getting arrested, reports CBS17.
The active breakout structure points to a new projected all-time high above $0.0110, more than 10% higher from current levels. While upside remains open, fading momentum suggests sellers could return right where optimism peaks.
This little escapade is tied to his father, the big cheese at CMDSS, a Virginia-based IT firm that apparently has been entrusted with assisting the US Marshals Service (USMS) in managing those oh-so-sought-after seized crypto assets. Because who wouldn’t trust a company run by your dad?
Technically, the memecoin is caught in a deeper correction, a machine of numbers grinding bones. The charts tilt, the chain groans, and the whole scene shouts: this is not a day of heroes but a day of witnesses to a slow collapse.
Now, according to some chart enthusiasts, this little cryptocurrency is on the brink of something monumental. A particular analyst-let’s call him CryptoBull, because that sounds like the name of a stocky guy who wears sunglasses indoors-claims this current snooze-fest of sideways trading is reminiscent of past rallies. Because nothing says “trust me” quite like nostalgia, right?
Thomas Coratger is heading up a team that’s working on new systems. This team includes cryptography and engineering experts who are currently testing these systems in a development environment. Their work involves a project called leanVM and collaboration with a researcher named Emile, who specializes in creating easy-to-use, quantum-resistant tools. The main aim is to try out these new algorithms within actual software without disrupting existing transactions.
The flagship altcoin, once a titan, now limps beneath key resistance levels, its rallies as fleeting as a moth’s flight. Each attempt to ascend is but a corrective sigh, not the triumphant roar of an impulsive breakout, as the analyst’s charts grimly attest.
Rather than dallying with the trivialities of market gossip, our sage, McGlone, trains his gaze upon the grand tapestry of policy tightening, suppressed volatility, and asset valuations stretched thinner than a society matron’s patience. What a spectacle it promises to be!
The whole thing feels…predictable. Like discovering your sourdough starter has developed sentience and is quietly judging your life choices. They’re calling it a “withdrawal-only mode,” which sounds less like a graceful exit and more like a digital hospice. You can now, if you dare, attempt to extract your USD, ETH, or those incredibly valuable (citation needed) NFTs. Just follow the emailed instructions. I’m assuming those instructions involve a complex series of passwords, two-factor authentication, and a vague feeling of dread.
