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On May 29th, CME Group, the leading global marketplace for derivatives, extended its trading hours for cryptocurrency derivatives, allowing for round-the-clock market access.

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By Tuesday morning, Bitcoin (BTC) was trading around $70,830, fluctuating between $70,120 and $73,458 over the previous 24 hours, according to CoinDesk. Ethereum (ETH) was just under $2,000, at $1,996, while XRP remained steady at $0.10. Solana (SOL) decreased by 1.7% to $80.47, and XRP dropped 3% to $1.28.

Crypto Chaos: $68M Vanishes in May’s Magical Money Mishap!

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According to the wise wizards at blockchain security firm CertiK, this magical mayhem is actually an improvement! April saw a jaw-dropping $650 million vanish into thin air. So, $68 million? A mere hiccup, really. Still, one can’t help but wonder where all these millions are off to-perhaps they’re funding a secret society of squirrels?

Dogecoin Joins the Elite: Paxos Welcomes the Meme King

Paxos, once a solemn guardian of financial integrity, has now allied itself with the whimsical House of Doge, the self-proclaimed corporate arm of the Dogecoin Foundation. This union, announced with great fanfare on June 1, 2026, places Dogecoin on the same pedestal as its more dignified counterparts, Bitcoin and Ethereum. How the mighty have fallen-or perhaps, how the mighty have learned to laugh at themselves.

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Santiment, a company that analyzes blockchain data, recently shared information on X about how Ethereum is distributed and where the largest investors, known as whales, are holding their tokens. Their data shows that wallets holding 100,000 or more ETH now control a total of 17.4 million tokens, suggesting these major investors are actively buying and accumulating Ethereum again.

Zcash’s Wobbly Waltz: Can It Tango with the Top Ten?

The Zcash Foundation, bless their hearts, has pushed out Zebra 4.5.1, an emergency security update for their Rust-based node client, to patch a critical consensus vulnerability. This little bugger, known as GHSA-2prc-cj5x-4443, stems from a statistical error in counting signature operations (sigops) in P2SH scripts. The result? Zebra might accept blocks that zcashd rejects, a recipe for a consensus split as classic as Jeeves’s silver service.