Yes, it’s true. The new kid on the block, Maxi Doge, is making waves in the crypto sea. With a presale haul of a whopping 3.6 million dollars, it looks like it’s ready to steal the spotlight. Move over, Dogecoin-there’s a new dog in town, and it’s got some serious muscle!
Gemini and Coinbase, the dynamic duo of crypto custody, will be babysitting the SOL tokens. Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned, it’s that crypto needs a nanny. 👶🔒
The source of the spat? Coinbase’s Jesse Pollak had a little dig at Binance’s supposedly *outlandish* listing fees, to which Binance’s Changpeng Zhao, aka CZ (he’s just too cool for full names, apparently), shot back with a snarky question about Coinbase’s inability to list BNB. The twist? Coinbase *just* announced the listing of BNB. Oh, the drama. 🎭
The announcement, made on Oct. 15, was less a press release and more a sonnet to compliance, declaring that institutional clients in the EEA may now trade digital assets under the watchful eye of a regulated framework. A framework so meticulously crafted, one might mistake it for a Swiss watch. ⏱️
Presently, BNB is sashaying around the $1,181 mark, having dipped ever so slightly in the past 24 hours-such a wallflower! And with a nearly 10% tumble over the week, one might think the dance floor’s all but abandoned. But look closer-it remains within a sprightly rising channel, a structure that’s been charming traders for years. The grand upper boundary? Near $1,400-a level that has historically thrown a temper tantrum and caused reversals quicker than a spoiled debutante. 🎭
House of Doge, the commercial arm of the Dogecoin Foundation (a title so grand it suggests a boardroom full of Shiba Inus in suits), boasts of 837 million DOGE in its framework-a figure that sounds impressive until one realizes it’s less than the daily transactions of a global coffee chain. The firm’s partnerships with 21Shares, Robinhood, and CleanCore Solutions are less collaborations and more a game of musical chairs, where everyone scrambles to hold the token before the music stops. And yet, they speak of “institutional adoption” as if the word “institution” itself could lend dignity to a coin whose mascot is a cartoon dog.
In a move that’s less “let’s integrate” and more “let’s break the internet,” Memento is shoving CCIP into its zero-knowledge infrastructure. Why? Because institutional interoperability is the new black, darling. This upgrade turns Memento ZK Chain into the ultimate multi-network hub for fund creation, distribution, and management. It’s like a Swiss Army knife, but for finance. And it doesn’t even come with a tiny toothpick.
Bitcoin’s audacious rising wedge whispers of a tumble to $74,000, should that capricious support betray us all. 🎭
The Dow added 200 points, which is basically the financial equivalent of a mic drop after Tuesday’s drama. 🎤⬇️ Meanwhile, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq were like, “Yeah, we got this,” climbing 0.7% and 0.9%, respectively. Go on, little indexes, get your shine on! ✨
In a Tuesday post that no doubt had readers clutching their monocles, Hougan cheerfully dismissed the bloodbath as “a blip,” and gave crypto a bright little report card, stating it “got a passing grade.” A round of applause, please! 👏