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BeInCrypto has done the legwork and picked three meme coins worth a quick glance in February week 2.

South Korea plans to deploy artificial intelligence to monitor crypto manipulation across digital asset markets in 2026. This plan, announced in a modestly glowing annual work plan on February 9, has Yonhap whispering that the regulators will pursue schemes that threaten order and mislead the honest investor, who, like a shy country gentleman, longs for simplicity and truth.

The LDP’s win was the financial equivalent of a surprise birthday party-everyone showed up, and the Nikkei 225 even brought a cake, surging past 57,000 for the first time. According to the BBC, analysts are betting on Sanae Takaichi’s pro-business agenda to revive Japan’s economy, which has been about as lively as a retirement home bingo night. This bullish energy spread across Asia faster than gossip at a family reunion, with the Shanghai Composite reclaiming the 4,100 level like it was a long-lost heirloom.

Yet, even as the bearish winds howl, the charts whisper of a rebellion, a surge to heights as lofty as $15. Ah, the sweet irony of hope in the face of despair! For in this world of zeros and ones, where every dip is a tragedy and every peak a triumph, the measured move promises a liberation that seems almost too grand to be true.

Now, let us turn our attention to the BitMEX signal, where ETH funding has erupted into the positively extravagant territory-a veritable jubilee! Positive funding rates, which typically indicate a robust bullish conviction and an alarming degree of leverage expansion, mean that our long traders are now happily paying the shorts to keep their positions afloat. The fact that Binance funding has shifted from a state of negativity to a more neutral stance suggests that the panic has subsided, much like a flock of startled pigeons settling down after a sudden clap of thunder.

But wait, there’s more! The FSS is whipping out its AI toolkit like it’s the latest dating app, promising to catch those rapid price spikes faster than you can say “HODL.” And because they’re feeling extra spicy, they’re also drafting the Digital Asset Basic Act-basically a rulebook for crypto cowboys, complete with licensing manuals and stablecoin regulations. Because, you know, the Wild West needs a sheriff.

Saylor, ever the provocateur, recently unveiled a curious datum: the Open Interest of MicroStrategy (MSTR) compared to its total value. A ratio so absurd, so outlandish, that it begs the question-has he lost his mind, or has he simply found a new kind of genius? For while the giants of tech hover between 3% and 6%, and even the tempestuous Tesla lingers around 18%, MSTR soars to an astonishing 85.8%. It is as if the market has decided that MicroStrategy is no longer a company, but a vessel-a proxy for the wild, untamed spirit of Bitcoin.

The larger-cap altcoins, those fickle courtiers of the crypto kingdom, have donned their mourning attire today, their gains from the weekend now but a distant memory. Yet, amidst this sea of sorrow, WLFI and XMR stand as defiant jesters, their laughter echoing through the halls of the market.

Recent data reveals a widening gap between how much the network is used, the amount of cryptocurrency available on exchanges, and price movements. Experts suggest this pattern typically happens when the market is slowly and steadily building towards a future increase, rather than signaling the end of a price surge.

Meet Joshua Philip Yabut, a 29-year-old Bitcoin Cash aficionado-because, clearly, being a fan of regular cash just doesn’t cut it anymore. This guy isn’t exactly a household name, but when you think of reckless stunts, his armored vehicle adventure might just pop into your head!