Saylor’s Bitcoin Hoard: Because Who Needs a Retirement Plan When You Can Gamble on Crypto?

In a move that screams “I’m not just rich, I’m extra rich,” Saylor’s NASDAQ-listed business intelligence software company (because who doesn’t love a good pivot from spreadsheets to speculation?) dropped a cool $2.01 billion on 24,869 BTC. That’s right, folks-nearly $81,000 per Bitcoin. Because why buy a yacht when you can buy a digital token that might or might not be worth something tomorrow?