Fed Stands Steady as Iran Crisis Sparks Chaos!

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What to know:

  • As expected, the Federal Reserve left its benchmark fed funds rate range unchanged at 3.50%-3.75%. (Because nothing says “control” like leaving things exactly as they are.)
  • Bitcoin remained sharply lower on the session, trading at $71,600. (Because nothing says “confidence” like a cryptocurrency dropping faster than a rock in a pool of quicksand.)
  • Chairman Jerome Powell’s post-meeting press conference begins at 2:30 PM ET. (Because who needs sleep when you can deliver a speech to a room full of economists?)

The Federal Reserve held its benchmark fed funds rate range steady at 3.50%-3.75% on Wednesday, as expected. (Because nothing says “economic stability” like a 0.25% margin of error.)

Down nearly 4% ahead of the anticipated decision following a surge in oil prices and poor inflation data earlier on Wednesday, bitcoin remained sharply lower at $71,600 in the moments following the news. (Because nothing says “market confidence” like a 4% plunge in a currency named after a pizza.)

U.S. stocks remain lower for the day, with the Nasdaq and S&P 500 each down by 0.55%. The 10-year Treasury yield remains higher by a tick at 4.21%. (Because nothing says “economic optimism” like a 0.55% drop in stocks and a 4.21% yield that’s basically a middle finger to savers.)

“The implications of developments in the Middle East for the U.S. economy are uncertain,” said the central bank in its accompanying statement. (Because nothing says “clarity” like admitting you have no idea what’s coming next.)

The vote to hold policy steady was 11-1, with Stephen Miran voting to trim rates by 25 basis points. (Because nothing says “diversity of opinion” like one person daring to suggest cutting rates in a world of chaos.)

The Fed also updated its economic projections. Of particular note was a sizable rise in inflation expectations – now seen at 2.7% for 2026 versus 2.4% previously. Inflation, however, is expected to drop to 2.2% in 2027 against 2.1% projected earlier. (Because nothing says “predictability” like inflation going up and then down in a way that makes no sense.)

The so-called “dot plot” continues to show expectations for one 25-basis-point rate cut in 2026 and one more in 2027. (Because nothing says “foresight” like a chart that’s basically a guess written in dots.)

The U.S. central bank must balance what appears to be a slowing employment market with inflation that remains well above its 2% target. Adding to that is the March attack against Iran, which has sent the price of oil to nearly $100 per barrel versus less than $60 earlier this year. (Because nothing says “economic stability” like a war in the Middle East and oil prices that fluctuate like a rollercoaster with a broken track.)

Investors will now turn their attention to Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell’s post-meeting press conference at 2:30 pm ET for further insight into the central bank’s outlook. (Because nothing says “entertainment” like watching a man in a suit explain why the economy is both fine and a disaster.)

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2026-03-18 21:13