Congress Declares “Crypto Week” – Watch Lawmakers Pretend They Understand Bitcoin

The “Digital Asset Market Clarity Act” (subtle!) attempts to make U.S. crypto rules less of a dumpster fire. The SEC and CFTC—those alphabet soups everyone loves—get more regulatory power. Companies must actually tell investors what they’re doing (#innovation) and keep client money in a different piggy bank than their own. Revolutionary! Or, as your grandmother might call it: “common sense.”

mo.co removes invite-only requirements as Supercell’s monster-hunting RPG is now free for all to join globally

If you’d like to explore the game called mo.co, here’s a helpful resource for newcomers – the beginner’s guide – to give you a jumpstart and provide tips on expediting your Gear upgrades, as well as offering suggestions for the most effective Passive Tier List. For those of you who enjoy collecting items, learn how to acquire mo.gold and merch tokens without spending a dime!

AL Flandre: “I don’t think we’ve fully shown what we’re capable of yet”

In an exhilarating match-up, Legend (AL) triumphed over FlyQuest 3-1, displaying a blend of ingenuity and unyielding force. Following the victory, AL’s top laner Li “Flandre” Xuan-Jun had a conversation with Xpsp, where he commended Bwipo’s extensive champion roster. Flandre also touched upon his preferred Yorick character, AL’s team dynamics, and expressed optimism for their encounter with Gen.G on July 4th.

Bitcoin to Reach $500K by 2028?

But alas, dear reader, this is not the first time PlanB hath made such a bold claim. In days of yore, the 2020-2024 cycle didst defy expectations, reaching a mere $34,000 instead of the predicted $55,000. Ah, but what’s a mere $21,000 between friends? 😜