Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Whales, Retail Traders, and the 13% Profit Mystery 🐳💰

The market hums with tension, as if everyone’s waiting for the other shoe to drop. Or maybe they’re just staring at their screens, hoping for divine intervention. Enter Darkfost, a contributor at CryptoQuant, who has spotted something curious among short-term Bitcoin holders—those jittery traders aged between one and three months. Only 13% of them are sitting on unrealized gains. Yes, you read that right. Thirteen percent. 🤦‍♂️

Crypto Drama: Coinbase Eyes Troubled Indian Exchange 💸

It seems a modest sum of $44 million recently evaporated from CoinDCX’s coffers – a mere trifle in the grand scheme of things, of course, but enough to raise a few eyebrows, and perhaps inspire a bargain-hunting spirit in the Coinbase executive suite. The asking price, it’s murmured, is less than a billion dollars. Less than half of what the ambitious CoinDCX once believed itself worth during the heady days of the bull market. How the mighty do fall! 📉