“Digital asset investment products endured a 3rd consecutive week of outflows last week, totalling US$795m, as recent tariff activity continues to weigh on sentiment towards the asset class.” (As if tariffs were the only thing to fear in this godforsaken world!)
In a move that would make even the most jaded Wall Street broker raise an eyebrow, this Nasdaq-listed healthcare tech firm has filed a registration statement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, offering a smorgasbord of securities—common stock, preferred stock, debt securities, warrants, and units—all in the name of corporate “general purposes,” which, of course, includes the acquisition of more Bitcoin. Because why not? 🤷‍♂️
So, apparently, the European Union has a new existential crisis, and it’s not Brexit or pasta shortages. No, it’s dollar-based stablecoins. According to Giancarlo Giorgetti, these digital tokens are more dangerous to the euro than trade disputes. Because, you know, nothing screams “threat to global stability” like a cryptocurrency pegged to the dollar. 🙄
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Currently, the global box office earnings of this film stand at approximately $413 million, making it one of the least profitable Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) films in history. Additionally, its Rotten Tomatoes rating of 48% is the third-lowest score received by an MCU movie so far.
In essence, Icons represent legendary former footballers who have left indelible marks on the game, while Heroes are freshly introduced retirees who may not have earned the title of an Icon yet, but they’ve certainly shone brightly in their careers.
“Sell all your Bitcoin,” cries Schiff, as if announcing the last borscht at the inn. His new gospel is to pour your hard-earned kopeks into gold mining stocks, declaring this “the best trade you can make right now.” Gold, unlike your cousin’s cryptocurrency portfolio, keeps setting new highs. Just this morning, our beloved yellow metal elbowed its way to a lavish $3,291—a sum so large even Gogol’s Chichikov might faint with envy.
In a plot twist no one saw coming, a Chinese court has sentenced nine fraudsters to prison for a crypto scam that duped 66,800 Indians out of a cool $6 million. Because apparently, scamming people across borders is *so* 2023. The scheme? A fake investment platform called Senee, promising monthly returns of 8% to 15%. Because who doesn’t love a good get-rich-quick scheme? 🙄
Information: The South Korean label thisisneverthat has reunited with New Balance for another project – a revamp of the 991v2 model. Both brands’ minimalist essence remains intact, as the upcoming shoe showcases a muted greyscale color scheme. Warm suede sections blend with cool mesh, while tonal grays and subtle branding dominate the design. The only vibrant detail is a small TNT emblem on the ankle, subtly indicating the collaboration. No specific launch date or price has been disclosed yet, but it’s anticipated that the thisisneverthat x New Balance 991v2 will debut later in the season.
In Monster Hunter Wilds, an essential feature linking weapons and armor is the skill system. This enables players to combine useful skills from various armor pieces and weapons, creating an optimal blend of attack, defense, and utility tailored to their character. With close to 150 unique skills in total, there’s plenty for players to tinker with and discover.