MAFS Star Denies Cheating Scandal

I, being a die-hard devotee, was overjoyed when the 30-year-old shared his side of the story with Daily Mail Australia yesterday. He unequivocally denied any allegations made by Awhina that he had trysts with another woman during the show, explaining that he never left our shared space to be with someone else.

Bachelor Star Reveals Baby’s Gender

Previously known Bachelor contestant, aged 39, unveiled this exciting development by slicing into a gender-reveal cake during her KIIS FM The Pick Up radio broadcast on Wednesday. This announcement followed closely on the heels of her pregnancy disclosure made only hours earlier.

Bankers Gamble on Crypto Chickens: Canary’s SEI ETF Shocks Wall Street 🐥💸

Should this scheme be rubber-stamped (and, frankly, what’s stopping regulators from a spot of light mischief these days?), investors will have the unparalleled privilege of purchasing what is essentially the digital equivalent of betting on a pigeon race, in this case, with SEI, the vigorously named token of the Sei Network. Every evening, at the culturally significant hour of 4 PM New York time—presumably to allow brokers adequate opportunity for a restorative gin—the value will be determined by those high priests of modern finance, CoinDesk Indices.