🚨 Trump’s Crypto Conundrum: Pardon-gate Unleashed! 🤯

Thus, a maelstrom of debate has been stirred, rather like a well-meaning but clumsy footman upsetting a tray of delicate teacups. Some espouse this pardon as a triumph for crypto innovation, a bold stroke in favor of unencumbered progress. Others, with furrowed brows and an air of disapproval, decry it as a lamentable setback for the staid guardians of financial regulation. 🤔 And we, the bemused onlookers, are left to ponder: does this pardon herald a paradigm shift in the treatment of digital assets under the aegis of Trump’s influence? Only time, that great revealer of truths, shall tell. 🕰️

Trump’s Crypto Pardon Spree: BitMEX Founders Get a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card!

BitMEX, of course, had already been slapped with a $100 million fine earlier this year after a legal battle that dragged on longer than a Marvel movie marathon. In July, the company admitted to breaking the Bank Secrecy Act, with authorities pointing out that it had conveniently “forgotten” to implement proper safeguards against illicit financial activity from 2015 to 2020. Oops. 🙃

I Didn’t Get Paid a Dollar!

As I shared my thoughts with People magazine, I couldn’t help but express my dismay over not receiving a single cent for being part of the show, considering the numerous times I’ve graced their stage so far.