Bitcoin’s Back! Miners Strike Gold…Again?
This sudden burst of income suggests that the poor blighters are finally getting their act together after the Bitcoin network’s “halving” back in April ’24. You know, when they cruelly chopped the mining rewards from a generous 6.25 BTC to a miserly 3.125 BTC per block. Halvings, being the predictable sort, happen every four years, like a particularly dull celestial event. π΄






