Shailene Woodley’s New BF Looks JUST Like Her Ex!

As a devoted admirer, I’m excited to share some personal news: Three years following the conclusion of my engagement with a renowned NFL player, aged 41, I recently embarked on a blossoming romance with Lucas Bravo, who is 36 years old. We joyfully showcased our newfound love during a delightful walk through the charming streets of Paris last Sunday.

Suspicious

Comrades, the streets of cryptocurrency have witnessed another dramatic spectacle, as Hyperliquid, that bastion of blockchain bravado, has seen fit to delist those perpetual futures tied to the JELLY token. And why, you ask? Ah, it’s quite simple, really: “evidence of suspicious market activity” – the ultimate kiss of death for any token, don’t you think? 🤑

Lurking Shadows on the Ledger

As the tempests of market uncertainty howl, like a Soviet winter, a chill wind blows upon Stellar’s native token, XLM. The once-promising ascent of early March 2025 now lies in tatters, a victim of its own bearish rising wedge pattern – a harbinger of doom, forged in the very depths of the four-hour timeframe.