Crypto Taxes: They Got $72M…Still No Jail Time?! 🤯

The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) got their hands on over $72 million – USD, mind you, it’s not Monopoly money – from auditing people who use cryptocurrency. But here’s the thing… they haven’t actually charged anyone with a crime since 2020. Meaning all these people just… didn’t pay their taxes? It’s a system! A very frustrating system. šŸ™„

Mike Flanagan’s Carrie Reboot Is the Perfect Yellowjackets Replacement

I’m so excited about Mike Flanagan adapting another Stephen King story! He’s become the master of bringing King’s work to life on screen, and it all started with Brian De Palma’s fantastic adaptation back in 1976. Now, Flanagan’s tackling this new novel as a series, and honestly, I think it’s exactly what I need after finishing Yellowjackets. It feels like it’ll fill that same suspenseful, character-driven void!

🐳 XRP Whales Dump $1B: Crypto Titanic Hits Iceberg? 🌊

As the sage Ali Martinez, a modern-day oracle of the blockchain, hath proclaimed on the platform X, these whales-defined as holders of 1 to 10 million tokens, or in mortal currency, $2 to $20 million-have partaken in a great exodus. Their holdings, once a bulwark of stability, now diminish like the fading light of a winter’s day. The chart, provided by the venerable Santiment, paints a picture of decline, a downtrend since mid-November, as these giants shed their skins like serpents of old.