Crypto Chaos: How MaxiDoge ($MAXI) Turns Institutional Tears into Degen Cheers

Tom Lee's X post explaining 'losses by design'

But fear not, dear reader, for the ever-sage Tom Lee-crypto’s resident soothsayer-has chimed in via his trusty X posts to assure us this is all “by design.” Apparently, what looks like financial Armageddon to us mere mortals is just another Tuesday for the “smart money” crowd, who seem to be playing 4D chess while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how the bishop moves.

Crypto Winter: It’s Colder Than Your Grandma’s Refrigerator!

Hougan claims the “downturn” began in January 2025, which is either a time-travel paradox or he’s just really bad at math. He compares the current crypto winter to “Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant”-except Leo’s survival skills are better than your HODL strategy. Excessive leverage? More like excessive lemonade, right?