Bear-ly Holding On? 🐻

Berachain, which apparently raised a staggering $142 million with a valuation based on… hopes and dreams, is facing questions after it came to light that Brevan Howard’s Nova fund had a handy little escape hatch on its investment. Smokey the Bera – are we sure this isn’t a children’s show? 🤷‍♀️ – fired off a long tweetstorm insisting everything is fine, and the refund clause was purely for, like, boring regulatory reasons. Not because they secretly think the whole thing might collapse.

Battlestar Galactica’s Secret Ending Is So Much Better Than The TV Finale

It’s easy to get caught up discussing the divisive decisions and surprising turns of events in the final episode of Battlestar Galactica (2004), but a lot has already been said about its controversial conclusion. Simply put, the show focused on the uncertainty of humanity’s future, its fight for survival, and the personal challenges that created. The finale took some unexpected paths considering this, and didn’t quite deliver a perfect ending. However, those choices weren’t made randomly.

Trump & Crypto?! 🤯

And of course, Trump’s people are all over it. Figures. They want someone who wants to cut rates. Cut rates! Like that’s just a simple solution to everything. It’s just 🙄… It’s like saying, “Oh, the house is on fire? Just…lower the price of firewood!”

Robinhood’s Prediction Markets: The New Gold Rush or Just Hot Air? 🤠💰

JB Mackenzie, a fella with more initials than a bank account, says folks are just eatin’ up these prediction markets like grandma’s hot biscuits, and they’re plannin’ to pour more coal into that engine with a futures exchange and a bit of derivatives dance. The idea is to make it real smooth and pretty-like polishing a brass doorknob-so their customers get the best experience and maybe a little more luck.