You’ll Gasp at Dorsey’s Mischievous Bitcoin Plot!
One fine morning, the ever-so-sprightly Jack Dorsey (famed crypto connoisseur and ex-Twitter ringmaster) decided to give Signal Messenger a hearty nudge. “Sprinkle some Bitcoin magic dust for P2P payments,” he insisted. And off he went, grinning like a mischievous goblin as he teased that this courageous leap might yank the platform’s wand away from those crafty little altcoins. 🏆
“Signal should use Bitcoin for P2P payments,” he declared on X, replying to a whimsical note by Bitcoin tinker Calle, who believes that a dash of BTC would fit like a golden slipper in Signal’s private communication shoe. 🍀
People in fancy suits, like ex-PayPal boss David Marcus, chimed in with their own enthusiastic trumpet blasts. “All non-transactional apps should connect to Bitcoin,” they exclaimed, presumably while sipping tea with raised pinkies. Dorsey, however, warns that treating Bitcoin like a dull, dusty treasure chest might not be enough to keep the mighty coin afloat—so we best use it for buying oddities and paying the gremlins. 🪙
Signal offers payments with Sentz, formerly MobileCoin
Say hello to Signal, a curious contraption devised in 2014, which guards your chitter-chatter with enchantments for messages, calls, and videos. Sneaking into its secret corners, one finds a bag of shiny MobileCoin (MTCN) tokens—now called Sentz—that arrived on the scene in November 2023 like a traveling carnival that rebranded overnight. 🎉
Whipped up in 2017 by the lively duo of Josh Goldbard and Shane Glyn, this Sentz token parades about, promising swift and discreet transactions, a bit like a veiled wizard whispering cryptic spells. Signal itself faced a tempest of wagging fingers for dabbling in MobileCoin—apparently folks weren’t thrilled by rumored connections, questionable secrecy, and suspicious leaps in price. Oh, the drama! 😱
Some curious cats at CryptoMoon politely knocked on Signal’s door to inquire about Bitcoin integration plans, but they were met with echoing silence. Perhaps the developer fairies had fluttered away, leaving only question marks and chirping crickets. 🦗
Social media apps historically pushed altcoins
Signal is hardly the only trickster in the carnival of altcoins. Despite Bitcoin being built for P2P magic at its very core, it’s often shooed aside for gaudier coins. Ironically, Mr. Marcus—once PayPal’s top hat—previously steered Meta’s own sparkly crypto project, Libra, which sank like a leaky boat. 🚣
Elsewhere, Telegram is notoriously coaxing its cheerful supporters into Toncoin (TON), a dreamy trinket linked to Telegram’s wizards, though apparently not run by them. And from behind a curtain, Elon Musk’s everything-hocus-pocus-app X was accused of flirting with dreams of conjuring its own coin, but Musk exclaimed, “Not me!” in August 2023. Who to believe? 🤔
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