Out of the blue dusk, Robert Kiyosaki — that financial soothsayer from “Rich Dad Poor Dad” — descends upon X (yes, that’s what we’re calling Twitter now, apparently) to declaim upon the virtues of Bitcoin, as if it were a snowflake descending on an old Russian train platform. In these cryptic and windswept times, he says, the shining code-laden child known as BTC is more precious than gold, or its pale cousin, silver, for one forbidden reason: there shall be only 21 million. Forever. The cosmos has more chance of conjuring another Dostoevsky.
He casts a sidelong glance at the metals: gold, silver — endlessly dug up by the greedy hands of men, their stocks glimmering with the sweat of miners. “I have mines and oil wells,” Kiyosaki confesses, as if whispering a family secret over vodka and pickles in a Moscow corridor. “If the markets swirl upwards, hooray! I can grab a shovel or drill and flood the world with more.”
But Bitcoin? No. Imagine Tolstoy trying to sneak an extra chapter into War and Peace after his publisher has gone on vacation. The code, like fate, is immutable. Nobody — not even Kiyosaki himself, magnate and (aspiring) czar — can mint a twenty-one-million-and-first coin. The Bitcoin community, in splendid, stubborn resistance, clings to their hard cap tighter than Russians to their melancholy. Good luck changing that, comrade. 😂
The man has mused (over black bread, presumably) that Bitcoin could waltz its way up to $250,000 by 2025. Whether prophecy or delusion, who can say? The future is an onion — layered, pungent, and liable to make one weep and laugh simultaneously. 🪙✨
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2025-05-07 09:23