You Won’t Believe Which VP is Speaking at a Bitcoin Shindig in Vegas 🤯

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Oh, terrific. Just when you thought the whole Bitcoin thing was cooling off, here comes Vice President JD Vance, like he’s Tony Robbins for nerds with wifi and dreams of Lambos. He’s actually speaking at the Bitcoin 2025 Conference in Vegas. Yeah, Vegas, because obviously nothing says “wise financial advice” quite like a city built on people who thought red 23 was a solid investment strategy. 🎰

This isn’t your average backyard barbecue for crypto bros. It’s the “world’s largest” gathering, which is a fancy way of saying “a lot of people who ‘forgot their passwords’ will be here.” For three days, May 27-29, they’ll all shuffle into The Venetian, a hotel named after a city famous for sinking. If that’s not foreshadowing, I don’t know what is.

Now, Vance – the man, the myth, the cryptocurrency hodler – is gonna be up there, telling everyone how much Bitcoin he’s got. Somewhere between $100,000 and $250,000. As if that’s not a suspiciously large range. What, he can’t count past $100k? Math is important when you’re Vice President, JD!

Anyway, Bitcoin Magazine – which, get this, is owned by the conference organizer – broke the “news.” So, the magazine that sells the thing is also in charge of telling us it’s a big deal. This is like a restaurant saying, “Everyone’s talking about our meatloaf!” Are they, though?

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Vice President JD Vance to speak at the Bitcoin 2025 Conference in Las Vegas this month.

America is embracing Bitcoin, you are not ready! 🚀

— Bitcoin Magazine (@BitcoinMagazine) May 9, 2025

But wait, there’s more! Michael Saylor’s coming – this guy treats Bitcoin like it’s holy water – and so is Senator Cynthia Lummis, plus Donald Trump Jr. I mean, at this point, just bring in all the reality TV rejects and call it a reunion special. 📺

And if that’s not enough hype, apparently this conference has been going on since 2019, and they’re all about “hyperbitcoinization.” Sure! Because when people can’t agree if it’s pronounced “bit-coin” or “bit-con,” of course it’s going to take over the world. 🙄

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2025-05-09 22:02