You Won’t Believe Which 5 Cryptocurrencies Coinbase Just Booted Out

In a development guaranteed to cause gentle palpitations among holders and spectators alike, the august house of Coinbase has waved the metaphorical white glove and shown five cryptocurrencies the stately door, presumably without so much as a cucumber sandwich to sustain them on their way out. 🍵🚪

Word of this grand eviction came not by raven or singing telegram, but via the digital bazaar known as X (née Twitter, for those whose monocles are still adjusting). The drama unfolded thusly: Coinbase, with all the circumspection of a butler inspecting the silver, declared that thanks to a recent and possibly rather severe bout of reviewing, the following coins shall be sent packing: Galxe (GAL), Litentry (LIT), Mines of Dalarnia (DAR), Orion Protocol (ORN) and PARSIQ (PRQ). The execution date is set for May 16, 2025, at or around the tea hour—specifically 2 p.m. ET. Toodle-oo, old chums!

The word from the mighty lair of Coinbase is that these five tokens have been cast aside, not for scandalous misconduct (alas, no juicy tales here), but simply because shiny new versions have emerged. Apparently, the originals now fail to cut the mustard with Coinbase’s ever-discerning standards. More’s the pity, or perhaps a relief, depending upon one’s holdings and blood pressure.

The result? Trading of GAL, LIT, DAR, ORN, and PRQ will be suspended on all manner of Coinbase’s establishments—be it Simple, Advanced, Exchange, or even the pride of the family, Coinbase Prime. In preparation for this curtain call, the order books for these cryptos are now in “limit-only mode”—one imagines a sort of genteel purgatory where orders can be gingerly set and canceled, and matches may or may not occur, like a middle-school dance with very strict chaperones.

Coinbase Shufflings: New In, Old Out 🎩

You might think that’s the end of the evening’s entertainment, but no! Earlier this month, Movement (MOVE) also received its walking papers, set to twirl off the dance floor on May 15, 2025, again at the enchanted hour of 2 p.m. ET. One wonders if the calendar invites read “bring tissues.”

On the flip side, for those craving something new to fret over, Coinbase has extended a red carpet to Mantle (MANTLE), an ERC-20 creation thriving on the Ethereum circuit, now available in the deliciously portable Coinbase iOS and Android apps. Also joining the fray: Worldcoin (WLD) on Optimism, for those who long for something zippy on their mobile telephonic gadgets.

Rounding out this carnival of comings and goings, the International and Advanced exchanges have added support for perpetual futures in ZORA and PAXG. As a special treat for gold enthusiasts with a taste for extremity, PAXG-PERP offers up to 20x leverage tied to a single fine troy ounce of gold—enough, surely, to make Midas himself spill his drink. 🏆

So there you have it. Some tokens out, some waltzing in, and all of it enough to keep both the butlers and the bookkeepers up at night. Stay tuned, lest your crypto finds itself attending an unplanned farewell soiree.

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2025-05-03 13:53