You Won’t Believe What Saylor Wore When BTC Whiffed $97K (Hint: Tulips Are Involved!)

Michael Saylor, Bitcoin’s loudest cheerleader and the guy your cousin quotes to get out of buying dinner, has popped up on social media again. As Bitcoin tries to do a triple axel over that $97,000 mark, everyone’s favorite BTC maximalist is back with theatrical flair and opinions — and this time, he’s really leaning into the costume department. 🎭

How bullish is Saylor? Let’s just say if Bitcoin was a movie, he’d be the guy throwing popcorn at anyone who even whispers “stocks”. Today, BTC did a quick leapfrog over $97,200 (ta-da!), only to faceplant back under $97K like a clumsy acrobat at a crypto circus. Right now, it’s trading at $96,898, which to Saylor is probably still “rocket ship emoji” season.

“Tulip season ends. Bitcoin is forever”

Because this wouldn’t be crypto theatre without production value, Saylor posted his latest Broadway-ready AI portrait: he’s Dutch, he’s got a chest of “physical” Bitcoin (as if those actually exist 🔮), and he’s standing in a tulip field that practically screams, “Stop buying flowers, buy my bags!” Elizabethan financial satire, anyone?

The punchline? He’s referencing 17th-century Tulip Mania, when the Dutch briefly lost their collective minds over bulbs. Back then, a single tulip went for more than a waterfront property, but then it all went boom and people got left with wilted dreams. Saylor’s message: tulips droop, Bitcoin HODLs. 🌷🚀

Peter Brandt Enters, Wearing a Wizard Hat 🎩

Meanwhile, commodity trading grandmaster and meme-savant Peter Brandt has entered the chat. Instead of dressing up, he drops bold price predictions like old coins from a magic bag. According to Brandt, Bitcoin could lunge for $125,000 – $150,000 this year — just in time to terrify your accountant.

His logic? Apparently, Bitcoin’s doing its best impression of a theme park rollercoaster (the parabolic arc pattern), meaning it could shoot up fast and then send everyone’s stomachs crashing down with a 50% correction after. Brandt even has the charts showing this ride from 2017 and 2021, like a tour guide of financial heartbreak. Next stop: HODL-land.

Mel Brooks would have thrown in an intermission and a song by now

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2025-05-02 17:22