You Won’t Believe What Jerome Powell Might Do at the Next FED Meeting! 😱

The peasant—ah, I mean, the Federal Reserve—prepares once again for its harvest, the next gathering of its elders set for May 6–7, 2025. One imagines them all, somber and serious, sheltered from the spring rain, as Jerome Powell strokes his chin and ponders the fate of mere mortals clinging to their savings accounts.

While the politicians pound their fists, demanding a cut, and Wall Street gnashes its teeth like an impatient muzhik in line for stale bread, the wise men of the Fed remain immovable as an old steppe oak: interest rates, as it seems, will persist in their stately gloom, 4.25%–4.5%, regardless of the supplications in the air.

Inflation, that sly fox, still prowls above the serene 2% pasture. “Should we lower rates?” the bankers whisper, but the answer floats through the corridors like a countryside rumor—“Perhaps not today, dear friends, for who can say what tomorrow’s storm clouds will bring?”

So, we wait, glass in hand, listening to speeches longer than Russian winters, each phrase delivered with the solemnity of a Tolstoyan gaze. Tune in—if only for the poetry in monetary policy, or for the rare thrill that a sudden rate drop might one day arrive, like spring in Moscow.🌧️💸