You Won’t Believe What Happened After 9GAG’s Boss Bought Solana 🚀

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Alright, let me get this straight. MemeStrategy, which is basically a company started by the meme lords from 9GAG, buys a bit of Solana—2,440 coins, not a random number at all, totally not just because it matches their stock ticker or anything. 🙄 Next thing you know, their shares in Hong Kong are up 28.5%. Twenty-eight point five! I can’t even get my soup hot enough in the microwave that many times in a row, but these guys press a button and—bam!—they’re swimming in HK dollars.

And how do they do it? They say, “We bought $368,820 of Solana! And look, we did it through the OSL Group, which, by the way, sounds like either a soft rock band or a new kind of washing machine.” But no, it’s a “crypto asset platform”—whatever that means. Just smile and pretend you get it. 🤷‍♂️

MemeStrategy Is All In — For Now

So now they’re yelling from the rooftops: “We’re here for the Solana ecosystem! We’re gonna stake, participate—you know, press buttons and hope we hit the jackpot.” Average price? $151.70 a coin. Could’ve been $140 last week, but who’s counting? (Everyone. Everyone’s counting.)

Oh, and now they’re waxing poetic about “real-world asset tokenization and AI-driven Web3,” which is basically Silicon Valley Mad Libs. They probably just threw darts at a board with buzzwords and went, “That’s our strategy!”

“This investment aligns closely with our focus on AI, blockchain, validation technologies, and next-generation tech development, marking a significant step forward in MemeStrategy’s expansion into digital assets and the Web3 ecosystem.”

This Just In: Stock Market Still Likes Memes 📈

Stock price jumps up to $2.57, and then $2.70 the next day. Why? Because they bought four numbers’ worth of Solana. No, I don’t get it either, but apparently someone does. Market cap? $652.55 million HKD now. Not bad for a bunch of meme experts whose last big risk was probably a dank Pepe GIF.

Let’s not forget, this is all 9GAG’s doing, a company best known for making you laugh at pictures of cats. Now they’re “leveraging culture” and “investing in blockchain.” Yeah, I leverage culture too—mostly by complaining about it at coffee shops. ☕️

The Analysts Try To Make It Make Sense

Cantor Fitzgerald’s analyst is over here like, “Hey, if everyone just buys Solana and stakes it, you’ll get even richer than Michael Saylor with Bitcoin!” Sure, buddy. Next you’ll tell me if I spin around three times, my stocks will double. (I tried. All I got was dizzy.)

This genius plan is called the “Saylor playbook.” Because if you name it after a guy who never sells, people trust it. Next comes some long explanation about liquidity, premium, share value—I tuned out halfway, honestly.

“Combining staking with treasury operations should result in Solana treasury companies growing SOL/share faster than BTC treasury companies growing BTC/share, all else equal.”

There’s even a chart from Bloomberg (because nothing says reliable like a chart and some jargon!) showing some of these treasury firms are up 306% and 207%. Look, if these numbers were true for my fantasy football team, I’d be insufferable too.

But hey, if memes turn into money, call me when Dogecoin invents an index fund. 🐕

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2025-06-17 08:03