Oh, gather round, dear reader, and listen with both ears! For in the glittering land of skyscrapers and ski slopes in the sand — yes, Dubai! — something wonderfully odd is afoot. The Emirate has cooked up a rather peculiar partnership with the wizards behind Crypto.com. And what for, you ask? Why, to let you pay your government bills with your jiggly-wiggly digital coins, of course! 🪙💸
Apparently, the Department of Finance (that’s the bunch who count the beans and guard the treasure) has scribbled their names on a grand parchment — or maybe they all just tapped “Agree” on a shiny tablet — shaking hands with Crypto.com to forge what they call a “cashless strategy”. That means less paper, fewer coins, and probably quite a lot more fiddling with screens and mysterious passwords.
By next year (tick-tock, don’t lose your crypto wallet!), Dubai hopes over 90% of payments will zip and zap around without a whiff of loose change in the air, whether you’re a hat-wearing businessman or just popping down for a cuppa.
Once everything is signed, sealed, and double-checked to avoid angry camels, all the lovely folks needing to pay government fees can whip out their digital wallets via Crypto.com. The coins will then be magicked into Emirati dirhams — poof! — and tumble politely into Dubai’s piggy bank.
Dubai is already strutting about as the friendliest playground for crypto fans, with Binance Blockchain Week (a party for blockchain boffins and Bitcoin-botherers) rolling into town this December. 🎉
Mr. Ahmad Ali Meftah, chief bean-counter of DOF’s central accounts, says this stunt is just part of Dubai’s plans to dazzle the world. In his own words (polished up with a bit of bureaucratic fairy dust):
“We’re building a magical regulatory kingdom that lets innovation blossom, while keeping greedy goblins out and making sure everyone feels as snug as a bug in a rug. Our clever tricks will help folks trust Dubai’s grand services, and it’ll all help make us the big, shiny castle on the global fintech hill! Or something like that…”
If you’re dreaming of paying for parking tickets in Dogecoin or buying a fishing license with Ethereum, pack your virtual wallet and get ready for some desert fun. 🚀🕌
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2025-05-14 22:14