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You Won’t Believe How Many Bitcoins BitFuFu Dug Up in June 2025! Oy Vey!

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  • June output hit 445 BTC – BitFuFu’s shoveling coins like your uncle at a Vegas buffet! 🤑
  • Hashrate expanded to 36.2 EH/s globally – that’s a lotta hash, and not the kind your cousin smokes! 🚀
  • Cloud mining users exceed 620,000 — that’s more people than saw “Spaceballs” in theaters! 🍿

Picture this: Singapore, humidity, skyscrapers taller than Richard Pryor’s hair. Enter BitFuFu, a Bitcoin mining company swinging pickaxes (metaphorically, thank God) and sweating out more coins in June 2025 than ever before: a whopping 445 BTC. That’s up 11.3% since last month—I haven’t seen growth like that since my Aunt Edna found discount brisket.

How’d they do it? BitFuFu’s empire keeps growing—like my cholesterol when I look at cheesecake. Of the coins mined, 387 BTC came from cloud mining (mining in the clouds, who knew?), and 58 BTC from self-mining, which jumped nearly 35%. Somebody get these guys a trophy or at least a nice pastrami sandwich!

Source – X BitFuFu

BitFuFu beat their own hashrate record, getting up to 36.2 EH/s—that’s so many exahashes, my head is spinning. Only 3.8 of those came from self-owning, the rest they cleverly leased or borrowed, which is very on-brand for people who name their company “BitFuFu.”

Not content with just breaking their calculator, they also kicked their power up 11.8%, now running on 728 megawatts. Honestly, they’re using more power than my mother’s hair dryer in 1974 and that’s saying something.

Between May and June, they stacked an additional 83 BTC in the vault, now up to 1,792 BTC (worth more than $193 million… which, if I had, I’d spend on matzo balls and Mel Brooks memorabilia). The user numbers are bigger than a Passover Seder at the Catskills: 623,114 registered cloud mining customers as of June 30. Mazel tov!

According to BitFuFu’s fearless leader, Leo Lu, “June 2025 was our most productive month ever, thanks to a bigger mining fleet.” Translation: “We went to Costco, bought every pickaxe, and came back with bags of Bitcoin.”

Now, let’s talk expansion: BitFuFu signed a two-year deal in January 2025 to grab up to 80,000 new Bitmain Bitcoin miners. That’s a lot of hardware—even more than the props from “Young Frankenstein.” With average efficiency of 20.1 joule per terahash, they’re squeezing out efficiency like my grandma squeezes the last drops from a seltzer bottle.

Don’t get it twisted, though—they still don’t have as many Bitcoins as the bigshots. MARA Holdings is sitting on 50,000 BTC, Riot Platforms on 19,225 BTC, and CleanSpark’s got 12,608 BTC. But BitFuFu is strutting its stuff in the global mining scene with all the shvitz and showmanship of a Broadway debut.

And, wouldn’t ya know it, the stock (NASDAQ: FUFU) jumped 1.16% on the big news—now at 3.48. Not enough to retire in Boca, but hey, it’s a start. Keep mining, keep shining—and maybe throw Grandpa a few Bitcoin, huh?

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2025-07-08 22:49

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