Welcome to the crypto carnival, folks! This week, Bitcoin did a high-diving act, splashing up over 7%, launching itself above $95,100 early Sunday. Why? Well, apparently Uncle Sam—yes, the guy with the big chair in the White House, Donald Trump—decided tariffs on Chinese imports were soooo last season and rolled ’em back. 🎩💥 Bitcoin’s glory stunt was pumped up by a cool $3.06 billion parachuting into U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs. And no, they didn’t throw the money out of a hot air balloon—just rolled in with style.
But wait, the altcoins didn’t want to be the sad clowns in the circus tent. XRP bounced up 4%, Solana shuffled up 1%, and Cardano politely raised a finger by 2% in the last 24 hours. XRP’s hogging the spotlight because the SEC, in a move that shocked everyone (maybe even themselves), said “okay, go nuts” to ProShares’ very first XRP futures ETF, planning to debut April 30. ProShares is rolling out not one, not two, but three XRP-tracked products this week, after what we like to call a “blink and you missed it” SEC approval. 🎭
All this hullabaloo follows Ripple’s courtroom drama where Ripple emerged like a hero, beating the SEC’s script in March, clearing the stage for XRP’s next big act.
Warning! Analyst Says XRP Might Do the Limbo at $1.25 🎤⬇️
You’ve got Egrag Crypto, our resident soothsayer on X (aka Twitter but jazzier), flashing his crystal ball and saying, “Hold your popcorn—XRP could do a nosedive to $1.25.” He warns the coin’s looking weaker than a two-dollar steak unless it can bust through that sticky $2.33–$2.45 barrier. Break that, and it’s party time with a bullish breakout!
Egrag’s also dropping technical mumbo jumbo like the 0.702 Fibonacci level (sounds like a secret code from a spy movie), linking it with a past breakout that apparently was a big deal. His advice? Don’t be that person chasing every shiny green number or puking your coins in a panic. The real MVPs are those quietly stacking XRP when the price dips—like bargain hunters at a crypto yard sale.
“Short-term drama, folks—while I’m optimistic for double digits soon, first we’ve gotta dust off those bearish blues,” Egrag declared, sounding like a mix of a psychic and your eccentric uncle who’s been watching charts all night.
Meanwhile, the mysterious Dark Defender (name sounds like a comic book villain, but he’s the good guy here) confirms the $2.222 price point is the next big plot twist in XRP’s saga. He reports that XRP’s Monthly Wave 4 — those Elliott Wave phases that sound like dance moves— is almost curtain call.
So buckle up, crypto buffs! Will XRP crash, soar, or do the cha-cha? Stay tuned, because this show is far from over. 🎪💸
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2025-04-28 09:10