XRP Riches! 70% of Koreans Cashing In? 🥂💰

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XRP Riches! 70% of Koreans Cashing In? 🥂💰

XRP Riches! 70% of Koreans Cashing In? 🥂💰

My dear, have you heard? That delightful Chinese crypto chap, Colin Wu, has spilled the tea – or rather, the soju – on South Korean XRP investors. Apparently, a staggering 70% of them are positively rolling in it. XRP, Bitcoin, Ethereum…the usual suspects, I suppose. One simply must invest, darling! 😉

Bitcoin ETFs: A Most Profitable Fad

The report, you see, reveals that about a third of the Korean crypto scene is frightfully new. These fresh-faced investors, bless their cotton socks, were either spooked by Trump’s victory (how utterly dramatic!) or, rather more predictably, seduced by those shiny new Bitcoin ETFs. Honestly, darling, ETFs! So terribly now.

A survey in South Korea shows that more than 70% of South Korean investors made a profit in 2024. The assets with the largest holdings are BTC, XRP, and ETH, and the most commonly used exchanges are Upbit and Binance. YouTube and Telegram are the main channels for obtaining…

— Wu Blockchain (@WuBlockchain) March 27, 2025

Now, the Koreans are all aflutter, waiting to see what Uncle Sam does next. Will they be frightfully sensible and embrace crypto, or will they, as usual, make a complete hash of things? Trump’s Strategic Bitcoin Reserve sounds like something straight out of a Bond film, doesn’t it? Though apparently, they’re already sitting on a mountain of confiscated Bitcoin from the Silk Road. Honestly, the things one finds in darkweb marketplaces these days! 😮

And, of course, the Americans have their little altcoin stash, gambling on digital whatsits that may or may not amount to anything. One assumes they’ll flog them off when the mood strikes. As for the Bitcoin? They intend to hoard it like a dragon guarding its treasure. How terribly predictable.

XRP, BTC, ETH: The Korean Trinity

XRP, it seems, is all the rage, nestling quite comfortably in second place in Korean portfolios. Bitcoin, naturally, reigns supreme, thanks to those oh-so-popular ETFs. And then there’s Ethereum, along with a smattering of DOGE, SOL, SHIB, and even PEPE. One can only imagine the dinner party conversations. “Darling, have you seen my PEPE portfolio lately?” 😂

Binance and Upbit are the exchanges du jour, and apparently, everyone’s getting their “expert” advice from YouTube and Telegram. Honestly, the internet. What will they think of next?

And in 2025, with DOGE and its meme-coin brethren popping up on Bithumb, it seems the Koreans are feeling rather bullish. They’re predicting Bitcoin to hit a positively ludicrous 150 million WON! That’s… rather a lot, isn’t it? Well, champagne wishes and caviar dreams, as they say. Cheers to that! 🥂

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2025-03-27 17:19