XRP: Is it REALLY Over? 🤯

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Oh, honey, the XRP lawsuit. It’s like that ex you *think* you’ve dumped, but keeps texting you cryptic emojis. 🙄 Ripple dropped *their* appeal, the SEC dropped *theirs*. Everyone’s saying “settled,” right? WRONG. At least, that’s what legal eagle Fred Rispoli is chirping. Apparently, we’re only 60 days away from this whole shebang being “100%, formally, legally, and spectacularly over.” Yeah, right. Like my dating life. 😂

XRP: The Sequel Nobody Asked For

So, the SEC’s gone quiet. Ripple’s all, “peace out.” But Rispoli’s spilling the tea: this thing ain’t over ’til it’s *over over*. He reckons Ripple’s already prepped the paperwork for a settlement. The SEC’s gotta vote (within 30 days, apparently!), then lift the injunction (another 30 days!). It’s a whole legal tango, darling.💃

XRP’s Last Dance? Maybe.

Some poor soul on X asked Rispoli if this is actually *it*. His response? “Over over…unless there’s some crazy crypto legislation between now and 2028 and some crypto-hating tyrant takes over.” So, basically, the universe could still implode. 🥂 But hey, at least we’ve got some dramatic legal theatre to keep us entertained, right?

And don’t even get me started on institutional sales. Apparently, Ripple needs a whole new strategy to keep the judge happy. 🙄 It’s like trying to plan a wedding with your family – pure chaos.

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2025-03-27 11:33