Will Saylor Ever Stop? Buying Bitcoin Like It’s Monopoly Money! 😂🚀

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Seriously? Another $427M on Bitcoin? Is Saylor Playing Crypto or Poker?

So, Michael Saylor, the guy who seems to think buying a bunch more BTC makes him a genius, just dropped another nearly half a billion dollars into the crypto black hole. Because, of course, what could possibly go wrong? 🤷‍♂️

He’s added 4,020 BTC at roughly $106,237. Which, by the way, sounds like he bought it just before it hit some sky-high all-time record — timing, as usual, is everything, right? Well, not for Saylor, apparently! The coin shot past $109K and hasn’t slipped back to his entry price—imagine that, pure luck! 😅

He proudly announces, “Strategy’s got 580,250 BTC, worth over $40 billion, bought for an average of $69,979 each.” Wow, what a ‘strategy’! It’s like trying to hit a moving target while blindfolded. And his brag — “We’re up over 23 billion dollars on paper.” Sure, until the market gives him a reality check!

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) May 26, 2025

Apparently, Saylor only buys BTC with money he “can’t afford to lose.” Well, that’s one way to build confidence — or keep your heart rate high! Because while he’s bragging about billions in paper gains, his company’s stock took a nosedive from $420 to under $370. Nothing like some good ol’ mirroring the crypto rollercoaster! 🎢

He says it again, “I only buy bitcoin with money I can’t afford to lose.” Maybe he should try that with his stock portfolio too, huh? 😂

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) May 25, 2025

The irony? His big crypto gamble is making him rich in theory, but his stock can’t even keep up. And as markets wobble, who knows? Maybe next week, he’ll be selling car parts on the street — or at least pretending he’s a crypto genius. 🤡

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2025-05-26 15:23