Will Pi Network Plummet Like A Peruvian Pigeon? ChatGPT Lets The World Know… 💸😅

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Alas, the noble Pi Network, a token of such lofty ambitions and meager execution, has been whirling down the social ladder with the grace of a penguin wearing stilts. Its brief flirtation with the stratosphere-ah, that fleeting $3.00 zenith-has now been eclipsed by a descent so steep it would make a Gothic staircase blush. CoinGecko, that paragon of equanimity, noted a recent nadir of $0.172, which is to say it has shed more than 93% of its former glory. A tragedy! A farce!

One might inquire, dear reader, if there is any hope for this beleaguered ticker. Well, a flicker-perhaps a candle in a storm. According to PiScan, the forthcoming month’s token releases have slowed to the pace of a tortoise instructed by Lilliputian bureaucrats, which could, nay, must, alleviate selling pressure. But ChatGPT, that sphinx of sentiment, remains as optimistic as a rain-soaked optimist in a teapot. “Bearish,” it declared, “mostly bearish. The crowd’s ardor has withered like a soufflé in a drought.”

The AI’s prognosis? A 60% chance of continued bearishness, a 25%-30% sliver for a brief rebound (a rebound that would probably be a stone skipping across a pond), and a mere 10%-15% prospect for stabilization. Truly, it’s as if the Stock Market’s own Jeeves has advised PI to “simmer down and accept its lot.”

Yet! Fear not, gentle readers, for markets are a realm of surprises-though likely not the kind that end in profit. Warren Buffett, that rogue scholar of “greed and fear,” once claimed markets pivot like a pendulum against expectations. Perhaps Pi’s hackathon shall spark a miracle, or perhaps those updates will emerge from their chrysalis to flutter into irrelevance. One can only hope-and perhaps purchase a life raft.

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2025-10-12 06:55