Imagine a son, a CEO, a crypto whiz, and a dash of government secrets, all blending into a scandal that makes your Netflix binge look tame. Yes, the US government’s $40 million crypto theft saga is unfolding, and it’s got more twists than a Kremlin spy novel.
So, who is the mystery man? ZachXBT, the blockchain detective with more patience than a saint, claims an online alter ego called “Lick”-which, let’s be honest, sounds more like a lizard than a dangerous hacker-stole a boatload of crypto from wallets connected to the US government. And the mastermind? Turns out he’s the son of a CEO whose firm, CMDSS, is supposedly saving the day with IT contracts to manage seized bitcoins. Because what could possibly go wrong?
In March 2024, about 24.9 million dollars mysteriously left a wallet controlled by the US-probably to buy some exotic vacation, or perhaps fund a secret snack stash. Meanwhile, earlier, more than 90 million dollars in suspicious crypto activity was linked to this covert operation, proving that bad news travels fast in blockchain land.
Picture this: a heated Telegram showdown-more dramatic than your last family dinner-where “Lick” shows off a wallet containing roughly 2.3 million USD, then casually transfers 6.7 million in ether, all with an audience ready to mic drop. It’s basically the crypto version of a reality TV show, only with way more at stake and a lot less hair gel.
Once Upon a Contract
Turns out CMDSS, the firm connected to the suspect’s dad, isn’t exactly the poster child for digital trust. It’s been fighting to keep its role in managing seized assets, even as reports reveal the Treasury’s digital wallets are as sticky as a toddler’s hands-receiving a record-breaking 154 billion dollars in illicit crypto last year. No big deal.
Market Mood and Prices
Meanwhile, the crypto cocktail doesn’t really care. Bitcoin is wobbling around 87,800 dollars, Ethereum is limping slightly higher at 3,200 euros, and Solana’s just trying to keep its head above water at 151 euros. After all, markets prefer macro chaos over quirky custody conspiracies-at least until the next scandal drops.
But don’t worry, with all this fuss, you can still relax and pretend your own financial life isn’t a high-stakes game played by shady characters with more secrets than a soap opera. Stay tuned, because if this keeps up, we’ll all need a good laugh-and maybe a crypto bailout.
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2026-01-26 16:22