‘Who Needs a Face When You Have Layers? Satoshi Statues Take Over!’

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Picture this: a tiny desk deity, a statuette of the man, the myth, the mystery that is Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshigallery, known for its love of all things shiny and Bitcoin-related, has decided to downsize its worship. Their latest offering? A 20 cm tall, 19-layered masterpiece, perfect for adorning your cubicle. Before this, there was the home edition, a towering 45 cm high with 31 layers. And before that, the public venue version, a 90 cm behemoth with 61 layers. Same concept, different sizes: a silent, metallic nod to the philosophy that is Bitcoin.

Enter Paolo Ardoino, the CEO of Tether, CTO of Bitfinex, and a man who probably has a Bitcoin-themed wallpaper on his phone. His reaction to this news? A simple, echoed refrain: “We are all Satoshi.” 🤖

We’re all Satoshi 😎

— Paolo Ardoino 🤖 (@paoloardoino) March 26, 2025

It’s a phrase that reminds us all that Bitcoin’s creator is as mysterious as the ending of “Lost,” and it’s now our collective burden to bear. Or should I say, our collective shiny burden?

Now, the connection between Satoshigallery, Switzerland, and Ardoino’s response is no mere coincidence. Switzerland, the land of chocolate, cheese, and now, a full-size Satoshi statue. A country that’s whispered its way to becoming the crypto world’s favorite playground.

Isn’t it funny how, exactly 14 years ago, the real Satoshi was typing away to his fans, only to vanish like a ghost in the night in 2011? Now, we’re not just talking about the man, we’re talking about his statues. Satoshi lives on, in more layers than a cake at a wedding for two crypto enthusiasts.

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2025-03-26 18:36