When Stocks Stumble and BONK Plays Hardball: Safety Shot’s Wild Ride

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Nasdaq’s own Safety Shot took a tumble, like a scarecrow caught in a whirlwind, right after they decided to wrap their fingers around the slippery BONK meme coin by setting up a new little outfit just for it.

They didn’t stop there-oh no. They threw a heap more BONK tokens into their treasury, now holding a cocky 2.5% of what’s out there, like a farmer hoarding all the apples before the first frost.

Safety Shot Spins Up BONK Subsidiary, Stock Takes a Walk Down

September 11 brought more than just a date on the calendar. It brought BONK Holdings LLC, a kid born to manage digital coins with all the care of a rooster guarding its hens. The company clocks in at $85.4 million market cap, which sounds like a lot until you realize that’s just pennies next to the BONK they’re piling up.

They’ve been scooping BONK tokens like a kid collecting marbles, building that stash through past moves and a hefty five-million-dollar buy alongside FalconX-a big shot on the digital asset stage.

“We’re going hard, stacking up what we figure is a prime digital gem. Funny thing-our digital and cash loot alone outvalues the whole company. That sure puts a wrinkle in folks’ thinking about Sure Shot and Yerbaé,” said Jarrett Boon, Safety Shot’s CEO, as if he’s just found a pot of gold inside a dry rain boot.

Now, BONK Holdings owns a staggering 228.9 billion BONK tokens, snapping them up at just about two hundred ten-thousandths of a cent each. This tornado of acquisition brushes their stake past 2.5% of the entire BONK kingdom-a kingdom worth roughly $55 million at today’s reckoning.

But don’t go thinking they’re just tucking these in a dusty drawer. No, sir. They plan to hustle these tokens into Solana’s DeFi barnyard-staking, mixing liquidity, and chasing yield farm prizes like a dog chasing rabbits.

The goal? To wring extra returns without diluting the pie-turning digital sprouts into real cash crops that might just keep the company’s wheels greased and future humming.

This dance in the BONK barn doors follows a string of moves by Safety Shot to cozy up to the coin-and to show they’re serious, they hauled in $30 million in August, throwing their hat square into the crypto ring.

Earlier on, they didn’t just shake hands-they brought Mr. Mitchell Rudy, one of BONK’s founding fathers, onto the Board of Directors. Because if you’re gonna ride the wild BONK bronco, might as well have the best cowboy onboard.

Yet, all this corporate jitterbug hasn’t exactly fired up the crowd. Google Finance shows Safety Shot’s stock (SHOT) slipping to $0.37-its lowest two-month boohoo moment, before a tiny rebound to $0.39 at day’s end, closing out down less than a buck on the dime. Pre-market whispered a slight 0.10% nudge upwards-like a hesitant rooster testing the dawn.

Meanwhile, BONK itself waltzes higher, as if it’s got springs under its feet. BeInCrypto’s ledger tells us its value blossomed 26.4% in the last week-like a weed that nobody can quite pull out.

At this very moment, the stubborn BONK token trades at $0.0000250-up 7% in the last 24 hours-laughing in the face of market gloom like a coyote on a moonlit night.

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2025-09-12 13:20