Whale Wallet: ETH to the Moon? 🚀💰
Ah, comrades! March the 29th, 2025. Lookonchain, those on-chain busybodies, revealed that a whale – a capitalist beast wallowing in digital lucre – has snapped up 3,195 ETH. A paltry $5.97 million, they say. Peanuts, I tell you, peanuts! 🥜 For the truly wealthy, it’s like buying a loaf of stale bread for a starving peasant!
But the gluttony doesn’t end there! Since March 26th, this same bloated bourgeois has hoarded 29,341 ETH, a staggering $58.18 million! Averaging $1,983 per token, the greedy swine! He thinks he’s found the bottom, does he? Dreaming of untold riches while the rest of us toil in the digital mines? Perhaps he’s right, perhaps he’s just another fool throwing money into the abyss. 🤷♂️ Only time, that relentless leveler, will tell.
Ethereum‘s Precarious Perch
Despite this deluge of digital dough, ETH’s price barely twitches! A measly $1,811, they whine, a 3.6% drop in 24 hours! And the trading volume? Shrunk by 32.8%! The market yawns, indifferent to the whale’s frantic feeding. Such is the fickle nature of fortune! 😂
Technical analysis, those tea leaves of the modern speculator, claims ETH teeters on a knife’s edge. A “double-bottom pattern,” they bleat! Support at $1,820! If it holds, a 17% rally to $2,100! Bah! Such optimism! Such faith in lines on a graph! 📈
But should it fail, should ETH plunge below $1,800, a 15% drop awaits! The abyss beckons at $1,550! So, gamble if you dare, comrades! But remember, the market cares not for your dreams or your empty pockets. 💀
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2025-03-29 21:06