Unbelievable! $10,000 to Each Victim After Insurance Company’s Massive Data Fiasco!

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Ah, the sweet smell of irony wafts through the air like a fine perfume, as an insurance consulting and brokerage firm, Keenan & Associates, has agreed to pay a hefty sum to settle a lawsuit. But wait-this isn’t your average “we’ve lost your personal data” drama. No, no! The plot thickens with accusations that Keenan & Associates failed, utterly and spectacularly, to protect the sacred and irreplaceable treasure: your personally identifying information (PII). A truly magnificent failure!

The grand total for this debacle? A staggering $14 million! You might want to grab a chair because the victims of this calamity, who were exposed between August 21st and August 27th, 2023 (yes, the exact days the breach unfolded), will now be basking in the glory of compensation. Apparently, unauthorized users somehow cracked open the vault of Keenan’s data systems, and what did they find? A veritable cornucopia of secrets: names, dates of birth, Social Security numbers, passport numbers, driver’s license details, health insurance info-oh, and don’t forget, your health secrets-just hanging out in plain sight. Classic move, right?

“The files involved in the Data Security Incident included the following Personally Identifying Information: names, dates of birth, Social Security numbers, passport numbers, driver’s license numbers, health insurance information, and medical information, such as general health information.”

Now, hold onto your hats, dear reader, because if you’re one of the chosen class members who can prove you’ve had your privacy violated, you could receive up to $10,000! 🤑🎉 Those lucky enough to not have documented losses will still be swimming in cash, thanks to some pro-rata cash payments. Oh, and did I mention? You’ll also get three years of credit monitoring and insurance services-because nothing says ‘we care’ like a fresh coat of security paint over your damaged soul.

“In addition, Keenan has agreed to undertake certain remedial measures and enhanced security measures that it will continue to implement for a period of two years.”

Of course, all this generosity is in exchange for absolutely no admission of wrongdoing. Keenan & Associates, after all, insists that they did absolutely nothing wrong. 🤔

But wait! The process isn’t over yet. To claim your fortune, make sure to submit your claims by October 30th. And for the grand finale, the settlement’s final approval hearing will take place on November 14th. Mark your calendars, folks-it’s about to get real!

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2025-08-23 06:23