Oh, the grand spectacle! The man, Donald Trump, the master of chaos, has signed an executive order-like some iron-fisted czar-banning banks from playing politics with people’s money. No more denying crypto buffs or religious folk their fair share! 🤡💥
White House: ‘The Trump Administration Has Already Ended Operation Chokepoint 2.0’
According to the sacred white gospel of facts, the order commands the regulators-those puppet-masters-to ditch the sneaky “reputational risk” fairy tales. No more smear campaigns against honest folk just because they like digital coins or hold political opinions. The Small Business Administration will be forced-yes, forced-to undo the damage done to honest clients. 😈
Our Treasury overlord, Scott Bessent, must dream up a master plan-probably while sipping strong coffee-to fight back this debanking tyranny. Fines, investigations, maybe a Congressional showdown-anything to stop the banks from becoming political gladiators. And if it’s religious discrimination? Well, Attorney General Pam Bondi will take the call, no doubt with a smirk.
The White House screams that systemic abuse-oh, the horror-undermines our sacred freedom of speech and the right to shop at Bass Pro Shops without getting flagged for mentioning “MAGA” or “Trump.” Even Cabela’s can’t escape their digital witch hunt! And yes, they say two big banks once turned down Trump’s own business-that’s the real crime here, folks. 😅
The phrase “Operation Chokepoint 2.0” is officially dead, buried-just like the hopes of those who wished to control every dollar, every transaction. This is a victory, they say-a slap to the face of arbitrary power, a defiant roar against the federal overlords choking us all. The White House even boasts about ending unfair digital asset targeting-because nothing says “free markets” like a government slapstick show!
Trump, ever the provocateur, screams that banks discriminate against conservatives and believers, vowing to fight the dark forces trying to crush honest Americans’ livelihoods. His motto? “Let us bank in peace or face our wrath.” Because nothing screams freedom like a guy in a suit threatening to drain the swamp… of your bank account. 💣🔥
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2025-08-08 03:59