Trump’s Crypto Scheme?! 😱

Hark! Attend, good gentles, to a tale most curious and, dare I say, slightly preposterous! World Liberty Financial – a venture graced with the esteemed, if somewhat…enthusiastic… patronage of the Trump family – doth prepare to unleash upon the world a new marvel: a publicly traded company devoted to tokens known as WLFI. A most peculiar name, is it not? One wonders if it is pronounced with a groan of despair? 🙄

’Tis said this audacious undertaking aims to amass no less than one and a half billion dollars! A sum so vast it could likely purchase a small kingdom… or perhaps merely renovate a particularly ostentatious golf course. 🏌️‍♂️ Young Master Eric Trump and his brother, Donald Jr., shall deign to join the governing board, lending their considerable expertise (one assumes!) to this digital enterprise. The family, naturally, shall retain a controlling interest – a full sixty percent! – ensuring the coffers remain… familiar.

The precise machinations of this financial alchemy are still shrouded in secrecy, being but “finalized”, as they say. They are currently parleying with those learned individuals known as “tech and crypto investors”- doubtless hoping to find some willing to partake in this… venture. This, my friends, is a most daring plunge into the realm of digital coin, a realm fraught with peril and the watchful eyes of those who make laws and, occasionally, enforce them. One suspects prudence may be taking a holiday. 🎭

2025-08-09 09:08

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